Douche Tribal Tat

1. Tribal (chain ?) tat - check
2. Face expression that makes it uncomfortable to be with him in the same room - check
3. You can see his underwear - check
4. Ugly circle tats around nipples and navel - triple check

Yes, you pass the douche tat test, congratulations ! Now you can put your shirt on and don't forget to pop the collar.